Make Yourself at Home

If you visit my house, please take your shoes off, and please recycle or compost every single item you throw away unless you are a hundred percent certain that this particular item can not be recycled, and please…don’t put your personal belongings on my dining table, and I’d rather you didn’t change the music to something upbeat and poppy or some sort of folky-singer-songwriter kind of situation, and whatever you do, be so kind and don’t undim the lights, other than that, PLEASE make yourself at home…I’m really not as uptight as I sometimes come across to be.